Lady Gaga singles | 2008 - 2014

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howtotrainyourbabyboo:

itistimetodisappear:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

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meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA
VERSUS
PRINCESS MERIDA
BEGIN!
Elsa:Hey nice hairMs. Curly ass froYou’re out of controlMine is slick like the snowYour right it’s petty to justfocus on your lookShould we focus on talent'cause we know you can't cookGo ahead and threaten me with yourlittle wooden weaponBut not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m straight rippin’ from NarniaAnd if you walk out the door nowI promise no harm to ye’.
Merida:That’s richcoming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bowto deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping'cause I thought we kept it classyWith the noises coming out your mouthI thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourselfby keepin’ everything insideYour powers can’t be controlled ‘causeyour sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!Now you’re ill in the head -If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -Hair! Cause you changed your sisDidn’t notice till now but your fate is thisTo be upstaged by we the new dominate raceI guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Elsa:Don’t pop your topyou unreasonable scotIf you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bearhow the hell is that fair?At least when I try and change peopleI only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fateBut I know the only reason you say you canIs cause you suck at choosing a date!
Merida:Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a shamNot an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, sotake my solemn advice dear.And let it go.
WHO WONWHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!

omg

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I REBLOGGING IT ALREADY BUT NOWIT HAS A WHOLE RAP ANS ITS PERFECTI think Merida killed Elsa though

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

itistimetodisappear:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa:
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow

Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook

Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida:
That’s rich
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this

To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa:
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida:
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

omg

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I REBLOGGING IT ALREADY BUT NOW
IT HAS A WHOLE RAP ANS ITS PERFECT
I think Merida killed Elsa though

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koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

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zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

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MINI MAKEOVER: POLISHED BROWS
Achieve peak perfection in 15 minutes.
After a fellow writer on The Sephora Glossy team remarked that full brows not only take years off your face, but also thin it out, I wondered what I was doing with my eye cream hoarding and fridge full of kale? At lunch, I headed to San Francisco’s Powell Street and popped into Sephora for a free Polished Brows Mini Makeover. After 15 minutes in the hands of Deborah, the beauty expert who took on my quest for magic, I was looking at a set of strong, healthy eyebrows—and, I’ll be damned, the promised optical illusion of a slimmer, younger face. MELISSA LANE
STEP ONE: GET OUT YOUR PENCILS  To identify my ideal brow proportions, Deborah lined up Anastasia Brow Wiz pencil in Granite from the center of my left nostril to the inner corner of my left eye to mark the start of my brow. Still anchored at the nostril, she rotated the pencil to realign it with the outer corner of the same eye. Here, she marked where the brow should end, before finally shifting the pencil over the iris to mark the arch. She then lightly outlined the entire brow.
STEP TWO: CONNECT THE DOTS Using Anastasia Brow Powder Duo in Granite, a cool dark brown that worked well with my dark-brown-almost-black hair, she connected the three marks and filled out the brow, shading sparse areas with a stiff eyebrow brush in short, upward strokes.
STEP THREE: BLEND, BLEND, BLEND Using an angled brow brush, she blended the powder into the brows, then swept it with the spoolie brush at the other end of the Anastasia Brow Wiz pencil. The effect was a soft, seamless finish.
STEP FOUR: HIGHLIGHT & SET Deborah then used Benefit High Brow highlighter pencil in Linen Pink, a pretty oyster shade, below and above my brows to further define the shape. To finish, she applied Anastasia Tinted Brow Gel in Espresso, a rich dark brown, to groom, define, and lock the hairs in place, revealing this little trick she liked to use: choosing a gel one or two shades lighter than your natural color to create a dimensional effect. The overall result? Multidimensional, multimagical, and multiappreciated.
GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MINI MAKEOVERS AT SEPHORA>

sephora:

MINI MAKEOVER: POLISHED BROWS

Achieve peak perfection in 15 minutes.

After a fellow writer on The Sephora Glossy team remarked that full brows not only take years off your face, but also thin it out, I wondered what I was doing with my eye cream hoarding and fridge full of kale? At lunch, I headed to San Francisco’s Powell Street and popped into Sephora for a free Polished Brows Mini Makeover. After 15 minutes in the hands of Deborah, the beauty expert who took on my quest for magic, I was looking at a set of strong, healthy eyebrows—and, I’ll be damned, the promised optical illusion of a slimmer, younger face. MELISSA LANE

STEP ONE: GET OUT YOUR PENCILS 
To identify my ideal brow proportions, Deborah lined up Anastasia Brow Wiz pencil in Granite from the center of my left nostril to the inner corner of my left eye to mark the start of my brow. Still anchored at the nostril, she rotated the pencil to realign it with the outer corner of the same eye. Here, she marked where the brow should end, before finally shifting the pencil over the iris to mark the arch. She then lightly outlined the entire brow.

STEP TWO: CONNECT THE DOTS
Using Anastasia Brow Powder Duo in Granite, a cool dark brown that worked well with my dark-brown-almost-black hair, she connected the three marks and filled out the brow, shading sparse areas with a stiff eyebrow brush in short, upward strokes.

STEP THREE: BLEND, BLEND, BLEND
Using an angled brow brush, she blended the powder into the brows, then swept it with the spoolie brush at the other end of the Anastasia Brow Wiz pencil. The effect was a soft, seamless finish.

STEP FOUR: HIGHLIGHT & SET
Deborah then used Benefit High Brow highlighter pencil in Linen Pink, a pretty oyster shade, below and above my brows to further define the shape. To finish, she applied Anastasia Tinted Brow Gel in Espresso, a rich dark brown, to groom, define, and lock the hairs in place, revealing this little trick she liked to use: choosing a gel one or two shades lighter than your natural color to create a dimensional effect. The overall result? Multidimensional, multimagical, and multiappreciated.

GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MINI MAKEOVERS AT SEPHORA>

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

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"And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself."

— (via caitsux)

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My favorite screen shots from my #ALSIceBucketChallenge

My favorite screen shots from my #ALSIceBucketChallenge

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